Somebody forgot to take their meds...

Apparently, two neo-Nazis decided that they would try to futilely lash out at the society that shows so clearly that they are incompetent, petty bastards. How will they fight back, you ask? With violence, of course. The only way that pathetic manchildren could possibly ever imagine to compensate for their shortcomings. But, for whatever reason, they couldn't do it without stealing the necessary weaponry first. Can't be committing crimes with readily available, legally purchased guns, can we? And the plan? To shoot up a predominantly black Tennessee high school. And then drive around the country in their car, randomly killing more people. The finale? Trying to run down/gun down Barack Obama. And, I shit you not:

"Both individuals stated they would dress in all white tuxedos and wear top hats
during the assassination attempt"

Ahahahahahaha. White supremacist Mr. Peanut and Uncle Pennybags were caught before even reaching stage one of their plan (the "robbing a gun store" part). Which is good: it wouldn't be nearly as hilarious if they were actually successful. They are just two morons who thought that they could take out 108+ innocent civilians, escape, kill more people, and assassinate Barack Obama in a blaze of glory, when they can barely prevent their own dumbasses from getting caught in the planning phase. And that fact is good for more than a few chuckles.