Monday, October 20, 2008

This is what Christians actually believe

I am hoping that the Christian Apologetics and Research Ministry is as representative of a fundamentalist view of the Bible as it seems to be, and isn't indicative of the mainstream. Because, after wandering through this quiz, it becomes clear that they have willfully decided to believe the most stupid of possible options. I'd swear that it was a parody if it weren't consistent with what most Bible literalists actually think.

8 comments:

Saint Brian the Godless said...

I just took the quiz...

I kept making choices, but they were all wrong apparently...

Guess I'm not a good Christian then. Who knew?

Asylum Seeker said...

I intentionally answered them wrong at first. Then I decided to go with the most strict, nuance-free interpretation of the Bible, and presto, instantly correct.

mac said...

I just took the quiz.
I cheated. I answered every question falsely......I scored 100%!!

Take a 'real' bible quiz, go over to Landover Baptist( not sure of the url, google it?). They have some of the funniest quizes in all of satiracal christiandom.

Asylum Seeker said...

Wow. I forgot that they had quizzes over at Landover Baptist. I remember taking some of those. It's the kind of stuff that the Christians tend to intentionally gloss over (surprise surprise). It's funny that you can answer those using the same strategy of this one: choose the most absurd answer. The only adjustment is that, for the Landover Baptist quizzes, it also has to be the answer with the worst implications for the Christian faith. Good times...

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