Gwarrrrrr! Ach ach ahcaacchahala!

I hate Spring! The weather transitions from 40 degrees and windy to 70 degrees and blindingly sunny outside! I hate it! HATE! HATE! HATE!

At least I knew where I stood with winter...but with spring, I have only two choices. I could bring my coat with me and risk having to drag it along with me all day while sweat slowly accumulates all over me, and I demonstrate to all who see me exactly how fat I truly am. Or I could leave my coat behind and walk free and unencumbered, at the ever so real risk of freezing my ass off when it turns out to be colder than it looks outside.

Oh, and people are now spending more time outside, being active, and happy. It truly nauseates me. Hate it. Can't wait for fall...