Some people wanted Obama to be President, and feared the incompetence of McCain. They will be disappointed. Some people wanted McCain to be President, and feared the radical, inexperienced, terrorist, black, eerily charismatic Muslimocity of Obama. They will be terrified.
For, this election season, the winner is Cthulhu/Nyarlothotep by a landslide, with a whopping 93% of the vote (approximately 14 people). Take that, Zombie Jesus and Zombie Hitler! The horrors will now commence...
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