Tuesday, November 4, 2008

The Results Are In!

Some people wanted Obama to be President, and feared the incompetence of McCain. They will be disappointed. Some people wanted McCain to be President, and feared the radical, inexperienced, terrorist, black, eerily charismatic Muslimocity of Obama. They will be terrified.

For, this election season, the winner is Cthulhu/Nyarlothotep by a landslide, with a whopping 93% of the vote (approximately 14 people). Take that, Zombie Jesus and Zombie Hitler! The horrors will now commence...

7 comments:

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Hate to break it this way, but through Cthulhu's mind control practices I was forced to repeatedly vote for him (your polling widget must have been designed by Diebold). What do you expect from an evil demigod - fair play?

Asylum Seeker said...

Hmmm...I think that I may have actually intentionally let people vote more than once when I designed the poll. But, I have a poor memory, so no guarantees. Nonetheless, they win, no matter how nefarious the means. It was inevitable anyway, and I will eagerly greet our tentacled overlords.

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Clarification - can the pimp cane have a hidden stiletto in it?

Asylum Seeker said...

The pimp cane can have a hidden stiletto in it, can be up to 8 ft long, have a poisoned tip, can have storage compartments in a hollowed -out jewel adorning the top of it, or any combination of the above. I draw the line at any motorized parts, an electrified cane, or one that functions as a carry container for a rifle (like, the Penguin's umbrella, for example). Obviously, mildly infeasible weapons have to have some limitations.

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

great then I am changing my vote

Asylum Seeker said...

Tsk tsk. You should've known better.

Rule of thumb: always go with the pimp cane. ALWAYS.

Stacy said...

Did not see widget :-(