Saturday, November 1, 2008

Feliz Día de los Muertos!

Yep. It's the Day of the Dead (which is on both November 1st and 2nd apparently). So, in the spirit of necromancy, I call upon the lost, the damned, and the forgotten: old blog posts (yippee).

The Stalin/Mao/Pol Pot Gambit: Showing this particular gem to be the disingenuous turd that it really is.
Acceptance: Warning: Poetry.
Building a Better Morality: Ten Commandments Revised : Where I go all George Carlin on the Ten Commandments' ass. And also point out why it is a crappy source for morality and the laws for our country.
Voting: The S & M Way: Article in which I diagnose a quarter of the country with a psychological disorder.
Is God Necessary for Morality -or- Incredibly Retarded Question: It really is a stupid question.
Pacifism: Cheers or Jeers: Where I take a long, hard look at myself and admit that self-defense might be a necessity. Still traumatized.
Feeding a Dead Horse: Pascal's Roulette: Trying to make Pascal's Wager work while encompassing a broad number of theological possibilities. Not pretty.
Free Will and Omniscience: It's a contradiction, and wikipedia's presented arguments against that contradiction throw a portion of God's aspects out the window. That saved some time.
On Truth, truth, truf, and TROOF: a wee bit of fun with fundies' favorite capitalized noun describing a vague concept.

Well, that's enough rotted corpses to decorate my window sill this year around.


pboyfloyd said...

On the Stalin/Mao/Pot post.

Atheists(with a capital 'A') are a type of Pagan who, when they get together try to wipe out organized religions by becoming Communist.

They hate God with such passion that will deny HIS existance, which is like unto existence.

Imagine, they say that they don't believe that snakes and donkeys can talk or that witches should be put to death.

Asylum Seeker said...

Capital "A" Atheists are worshippers of the esoteric deity known as "No-God", or "Athe" for short. I think they commonly mistake us regular old atheists for those Athe worshippers...they're real freaks!

pboyfloyd said...

Ah, yes the comic. They say that there's some truth in humor.

I wanted to say something about eetspeak-lay but it just won't 'gel' into a complete thought.

How about uthigeet-sputhigeak-lugithay? LOL

pboyfloyd said...

Well, that 'God is for suckers!' post is definitely a sign of the coming Apocalypse.

Imagine, Satan jamming a spud up a vicar's bum!

Asylum Seeker said...

Ahh, yes. The poor Vicar. He's just lucky that his vows of chastity didn't say anything about vegetables and bungholes. He's found away around the system!

Asylum Seeker said...

"a way" not "away".
My rage knows no bounds....