The election...it draws nigh. Whose blood will be spilt on the field of political battle? What segment of our society will be forced to riot in dismay? What set of fears will motivate the herds for the next few years? And will our good friend the economy get anything out of the deal?
Only time will tell. Yet I grow impatient. I want to know whether I will be sitting contentedly in a stable country for the next four years, or whether I will instead spend the years standing on the rooftop, laughing maniacally as mobs clash in the distance, and cities burn to the ground. Or a combination of the two. You need to plan ahead for those kinds of things.
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