Monday, November 3, 2008

It's Almost Here

The election...it draws nigh. Whose blood will be spilt on the field of political battle? What segment of our society will be forced to riot in dismay? What set of fears will motivate the herds for the next few years? And will our good friend the economy get anything out of the deal?

Only time will tell. Yet I grow impatient. I want to know whether I will be sitting contentedly in a stable country for the next four years, or whether I will instead spend the years standing on the rooftop, laughing maniacally as mobs clash in the distance, and cities burn to the ground. Or a combination of the two. You need to plan ahead for those kinds of things.

11 comments:

Stacy said...

" You need to plan ahead for those kinds of things. "

I never thought about it like that.
THANKS ALOT! SHEESH! I need to get started - I think some merlot will help regardless of the outcome.

Asylum Seeker said...

"I think some merlot will help regardless of the outcome"

Merlot helps with everything. Save driving ability. And it's best that you don't learn that from experience. But, personally, I prefer morphine. It helps me get by...

pboyfloyd said...

What a time to be out ot Tylenol 3!

Did you notice Janesophie1 is back on her wedge issue rants, not realizing that she is a 'useful idiot' for candidates devious enough to pretend that they are just as ignorant as her.

Hey, any candidate worth being called 'evil' would know not to try to solve this so-called problem.

It's the 'problem' that gets them the votes, not a solution!

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

This week I am working in a town that is very pro-McCain. I hope that all my Obama buttons and stickers aren't off putting...

No Merlot for me (allergic to sulfite's DAMN the injustice!) but I have a could of fingers of very old single malt that I plan to make use of when the results are in...

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

couple couple! I hate this keyboard!

pboyfloyd said...

Geez, Pliny, be careful you don't get your tires slashed or lynched or framed for 'terrorism' or something!

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

O, I no doubt am already on all sorts of watch lists for crimes both real and imagined.

Asylum Seeker said...

Just carry around an American flag with you. They won't kill someone if he's carrying an American flag...

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

It totally depends on what you are doing with the flag.

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

On a separate topic - what kind of primer do you need to get good coverage on an image of a savior to prevent bleed through?

Stacy said...

Pliny ... Kilz primer.