Thursday, December 11, 2008

Death is Racist

The premise itself is just genius. This show is finally getting some momentum!



Maybe we can sacrifice Dane Cook to the Elder gods in order to get Richard Pryor back. I just fear that Richard might immediately die again once he learns that a black man has actually become President. And, if we can't get Pryor back, we could still make sure to sacrifice Dane Cook. And then we could wait a few centuries, wait for his body to decompose and for the molecules that composed him to enter into the composition of a nearby and tree. And then cut it down and print a bunch of children's knock-knock jokes on him so that he might finally show us some good material. Take that, incredibly small amount of random molecules that were once part of Dane Cook's body!

6 comments:

Stacy said...

I LIKE Dane Cook!! Why him??

pboyfloyd said...

That's an old youtube thingy.. people accusing him of stealing other's material.

Apparently an absolutely unforgivable sin, even more unforgivable if the 'stealer' is getting famous on THAT material.

Asylum Seeker said...

Wait...Dane Cook steals material too? I thought that was just Mencia?

Most of that comment was in reference to the linked video, but, in general, Dane Cook has become progressively less funny over time. His first stand up special, I loved him. Thought he was the funniest one I had ever seen, right up there with Lewis Black. But, at least in my opinion, ever since he's actually become popular and been given progressively greater exposure, his jokes and delivery have just gotten staler. He is not beyond redemption, but I still think he has been languishing for quite a while now.

Stacy said...

I hadn't heard that he used stolen material -- that stinks.

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Death hates poor people too.

Asylum Seeker said...

Death's just hates everyone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2yCDjt9pLo