The premise itself is just genius. This show is finally getting some momentum!
Maybe we can sacrifice Dane Cook to the Elder gods in order to get Richard Pryor back. I just fear that Richard might immediately die again once he learns that a black man has actually become President. And, if we can't get Pryor back, we could still make sure to sacrifice Dane Cook. And then we could wait a few centuries, wait for his body to decompose and for the molecules that composed him to enter into the composition of a nearby and tree. And then cut it down and print a bunch of children's knock-knock jokes on him so that he might finally show us some good material. Take that, incredibly small amount of random molecules that were once part of Dane Cook's body!
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