Insanity of the Day: It's true. They are being oppressed. And the Jews also control the government. It's a shame, really.
(Editor's note: the Jews do not control the government. Sleep, America. Sleeeeeep.)
Wisdom from the Bowels of the Abyss: "Heaven: a place where you get to go after death in order to do all the things that you have moral objections to in life."-The Gospel according to popular interpretation
Poll: Which of the following would you do if you met Satan walking down the street?
Run away. That's what heroes do! (100%)
Worship him, 'cause I'm edgy.(0)
Challenge him to a fiddling contest.(0)
Sell him your soul, and then get Daniel Webster to defend your right to keep that soul in court proceedings, just to be a douche. (0)
Buy him a cold brewsky and have a nice chat with him. He of all people needs someone to be friendly to him, just once...(0)
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Location: The Realm of Shadow and Madness, South Detroit, U.S.A.