Saturday, April 18, 2009

This Blog is now officially NSFW

Now, normally I am not afraid to be partisan:  I am not embarrassed to be liberal, and I will insult conservatism in American culture freely and with minimal remorse.  But, you see, in light of my recent post on Tea party protests, I felt like my images may have been unfair and misrepresented the protests by showing the most extreme views.  Well, actually, no, I don't care.  That was just a claim made about a similar post made by Orac, and resulted in a link showing some particularly funny signs from a variety of liberal protests.  So, though I could say I am doing this for fairness, I am really just doing it because it is hilarious:

I would laugh at this one, but I have no friggin' idea what is going on.
Somehow I doubt that we have any Israelis in our country that could reasonably be called a "murderer" (who isn't already in jail, that is) in anyway more significant than saying the same of any American citizen, let alone a soldier.  
Describing the Jews as "Nazis" (while simultaneously using a slur to describe them) is an interesting blend of humorous and disgusting that I simply have yet to acquire a taste for.
Oh my no-God!  It's like deja vu!
You know what they say:  It isn't truly free speech unless it makes you throw up in your mouth a little.  Or involve naked bicycling.
I doubt that this is the first time that Gore has had his name written on another man's ass.  I mean, in the Clinton White House and all...
"Child's Guide to Nihilism".  Only slightly better for impressionable youth than "The O'Reilly Factor for kids".
In fairness, this occurred at some rally involving "anarchists".  So talking about blowing up cop cars comes with the territory.
Really?
...I am so reusing that image....
I actually don't think that this one is all bad.  Looks like a jocular turnabout-is-fairplay kinda sign.  And man do I love the crazy hair!
I swear that it must say "The End is Nigh" on the back of that sign. 
Also, not that bad of a sign.  Except that the U.S. cannot" get out of the ovaries" of the man holding the sign, without first getting the ovaries into him.  And that's a costly venture, right there.
Gotta hate it when I sort of agree with them, but they overstate their case so much that it impossible to do so completely.
Oh come now.  Bush isn't a murderer.   And probably isn't psychotic (juries still out on that one, still need to check on how he goes about getting his instructions from God...).
Nudes in the trees!  I swear that half of the protestors we've seen so far just wanted an excuse to be naked.
Case in point.  "Breasts not bombs".  Are you planning some sort of exchange?  Because if so, I think I may need to start procuring some bombs...
That is one creepy looking Uncle Sam.  If Uncle Sam were a superhero, and he was portrayed in The Dark Knight instead of Batman, we would see an Uncle Sam who looks similar to this.  
Ladies and gentleman, I give to you:  Larry King, circa 1974.
That's either something saying "Tuck" or "Fuck" at the top, and that is either a picture of Bush or of J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, sans pipe.
Take that, broad geographic region!
Hasan Akbar was a U.S. soldier who killed two U.S. troops and wounded 14 more.  After being arrested, he was at one point let out of handcuffs in order to go to the bathroom and used the opportunity to use a pair of scissors he had hidden on his person to stab into another officer.  Fuck him and fuck this lady, is all I have to say on that matter.
If you want to get rid of Israel, I don't think "smashing" will be helpful.  Unless you've got the Incredible Hulk on your side...
My God.  That effigy looks like a South Park character!
Bush wearing a crown and holding Mein Kampf?  Are they implying that Bush could read?  (Wow...that felt good).
This gaijin has begun his journey down the path of a thousand Godwins.
If you begin any written statement with the phrase "Death to America!", chances are that you are going to have make a hell of a good point later on in order to be taken seriously.   Just food for thought.
Interesting that they decided to put those two messages together on the same sign...
Man, they really went all out.  Lady Liberty and Grim Reaper costumes, large banner, reductio ad hitlerum, crisp images.  They thought of everything!
Man...that guy really hated the World Trade Center.  So, I have come up with the only logical explanation:  the man holding this sign is Homer Simpson.  Or he is one of the guys who made 9/11 an inside job. 

Well, I hope that this was a fun glimpse into the insanity that is our nation.  Now, let us never speak of it again.

10 comments:

Mandar Malum said...

Some of these pictures were just hilarious! I particularity enjoyed the naked people in trees... it was like something out of a surrealist dream or something.

Oh, and the man that wants the middle east out of his ovaries... that's interesting indeed. Perhaps he has some sort of unique biology to him that we do not know about.

Ehh, and the man that looked like Larry King... disturbing, disturbing indeed hahaha.

The Maze Monster said...

I always find the most beautiful and disturbing things on your blog....

well disturbing at least

Stacy said...

The "Stop Breeding" pic made me LOL! :-)

mac said...

This one had enough oxymorons to make my head spin.

Nazi Kikes??
WTF?

As for exchanging breasts for bombs: I'm all for it...let's leave the nukes to the pros, OK?

Pliny-the-in-Between said...

Maybe we can create a reality TV show where 6 of these guys has to live with 6 of the teabaggers for 3 months in a house. Kind of an MTV the real weird...

And they can only communicate their needs with pithy placards - even for groceries. I'd watch that.

oneblood said...

Pliny,

I don't have words. With atheists like you and Asylum, I just might be able to convince my brethren for full separation of church and state. We need to get that idea to a network.

Also congratulations all around, according to the myriad of true believers on the lib and con side, everybody who posts on Asylum's blog is a Nazi.

I thought I was feeling Cherman.

Asylum Seeker said...

"I particularity enjoyed the naked people in trees... it was like something out of a surrealist dream or something."

All it was missing was a walking apple picking one of the people who happened to have fallen off of the ground and taking a bite of 'em.

"I always find the most beautiful and disturbing things on your blog....

well disturbing at least"

Thank you kindly. I now know that I am doing my job! (Well, technically I am not, but, you know...my non-paying internet "job", I am doing successfully).

"The "Stop Breeding" pic made me LOL! :-)"

Same here.

"Nazi Kikes??
WTF?"

It's not often that you get an antisemitic Godwin. Which is a good thing...I think that the world would have to be much stupider to not immediately respond to such a statement with both revulsion and confusion.

"And they can only communicate their needs with pithy placards - even for groceries. I'd watch that."

I would too. Mail it in. They will come up with this premise eventually. Take credit for it while you still can!

"Also congratulations all around, according to the myriad of true believers on the lib and con side, everybody who posts on Asylum's blog is a Nazi."

Well, we are posting on The Internet, a well-known hotbed for Neo-nazis and Nazi sympathizers. So, I can see where they can make that mistake. (I'm pretty sure I've made that joke before...hate that feeling...).

Joshua said...

Thanks for reminding us that their idiots all over the political spectrum. My faith in humanity has once again been destroyed. Pardon me while I go off to cry in the corner now until sweet denial reasserts itself.

Asylum Seeker said...

Don't worry, faith in humanity comes back if you are sufficiently forgetful. Just try to stay off the internet if you want to hold onto it...

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