You prompted me to beseech the Great God Google, pboy, and his answer appears to be: Aasif. You were way closer than I would have been (I could've sworn that there was a "v" in there).
And the cure for liberalism? Full frontal lobotomy. Or Jesus juice. Or probably just an increased amount of activity in the amygdala and limbic regions of the brain if the primary difference between us and the normals is all product of diminished fear responses (which I doubt is the whole story).
It sometimes pains me that parodies of the news are often the only place you can find real news these days.
The ghost of Mark Twain must be happy - except he didn't believe in ghosts. What an existential crisis that would be - talk about not believing in yourself...
"The ghost of Mark Twain must be happy - except he didn't believe in ghosts. What an existential crisis that would be - talk about not believing in yourself..."
Man, how much would it suck for your average American to be reincarnated as a leprechaun. Or a sober Irishman...[had to say it eventually].
Good job Asif(spelling)!!!
ReplyDeletethis was pretty funny. Turns out, I too am a Liberal... what can i do?
ReplyDeleteYou prompted me to beseech the Great God Google, pboy, and his answer appears to be: Aasif. You were way closer than I would have been (I could've sworn that there was a "v" in there).
ReplyDeleteAnd the cure for liberalism? Full frontal lobotomy. Or Jesus juice. Or probably just an increased amount of activity in the amygdala and limbic regions of the brain if the primary difference between us and the normals is all product of diminished fear responses (which I doubt is the whole story).
It sometimes pains me that parodies of the news are often the only place you can find real news these days.
ReplyDeleteThe ghost of Mark Twain must be happy - except he didn't believe in ghosts. What an existential crisis that would be - talk about not believing in yourself...
"The ghost of Mark Twain must be happy - except he didn't believe in ghosts. What an existential crisis that would be - talk about not believing in yourself..."
ReplyDeleteMan, how much would it suck for your average American to be reincarnated as a leprechaun. Or a sober Irishman...[had to say it eventually].
HAHAHA! I love it!!!
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